The Merry Prankster



The usual introduction from the usual suspect:

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I'm Jade Flannery (the first). 18 years old. Born and raised in England. Now living in Aberdeen.

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the zombie apocalypse is a threat

I spend most of my time with my nose stuck in a book. I love art, literature, philosophy, politics, law and psychology. I drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes. I'm a loner at heart but I've found love ♥

I'm inked and pierced. I have an addictive nature. I'm hopeless and painfully awkward. I love making mix CD's and watching movies with good soundtracks. I'm a million things now and I'll be a million more by the end of the day.

Here is my advice to you: expand your mind. Enjoy what little time you have. Turn off the computer go outside and meet someone. Kiss the wrong people. Learn Shakespeare just because. Conduct a social experiment. Dress up. Dress down. Argue. Make Love. Make memories. Make cakes. Hug a strange. Drink with old friends. Drink with new friends.Never go out without a book but make sure you never have time to read it.

Live each day like this then write it all down and do it all again.
Above all NEVER EVER regret anything.

I'm trying to live this life but I urge you to beat me to it.

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What?
MAGIKARP is evolving!
Most beautful words in Pokémon (via pkmntrainer) (via fuckyeahpokememe)

Does this seem normal to you?

I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this but I have 6 flat mates 3 of whom are bitches. There’s one in particular who seems nice and sweet and shy when you first meet her but in actuality is a complete bitch. Every time she’s in the kitchen or the hall on her own and I walk by her I say ‘hey Nicole how’s it going?’ and she never says shit to me. The only time she’ll actually talk to me or my sound flat mate Michelle is if Fiona or Nicole’s friend Robbin are in the room because Fiona is a genuinely nice person and will talk to everyone and Robbin is ok with Michelle, Dom and me.

Michelle is in the room next to Nicole, then there’s Roshni’s room on Nicole’s other side then there’s me. So last night Dom and me have finally found a comfortable position to sleep in and drifted off when at 3 in the morning we’re woken up by a loud banging. It turns out it’s Nicole banging on Michelle’s door. She then proceeds to start screaming ‘Michelle turn your music down because it’s 3 a.m. and I’m trying to get to sleep’ and I mean screaming like a psychopath.

Now I could understand if she’d asked Michelle to turn her music down before and she’d ignored her but I spend every day with Michelle and I know for a fact she hasn’t said shit to her. Yesterday afternoon Nicole and Sandie started playing there music really loud with the door open but until Nicole’s weird episode we didn’t have a clue what they were doing it for. Seriously though normal people don’t do that, if you have a problem the logical thing to do is tell the person you have a problem with. To talk about it like rational adults I mean Nicole is 18 Sandie is 22 and they act like little kids.

We’ve been trying to figure out what their problem is for a while now but seeing as they won’t give us any clue we’ve no idea. If Nicole’s problem is the music in Michelle’s room I don’t get why she’s a bitch with Dom and me because I hardly ever play music because I don’t have speakers and there’s 2 sets of concrete walls between us. That’s another thing too you can’t really hear much from the next room because of the concrete but you can hear everything in the hall because the doors are only wooden and there’s a big gap underneath (which further eludes me as to why Nicole, Sandie and Colette go into the hall to bitch about us and then stop as soon as we pause whatever we’re watching or come out the room).

Is it just me or do these people seem odd to you too?

(via robsessed)
Dom twitches every time I mention Rob Pattinson, he’s also trying to give away my poster.

(via robsessed)

Dom twitches every time I mention Rob Pattinson, he’s also trying to give away my poster.

amandurinorange:
my war paint is sharpie ink

amandurinorange:

my war paint is sharpie ink

vegetarianzombie:killthekids:fuckyeahalvareo:mrsknox:tumblrisforfaggots:
The only thing my boyfriend and me argue about is pokemon
“My Kadabra could kick your geodudes arse”“BULLSHIT what level is it?”“39”“FUCK!”

vegetarianzombie:killthekids:fuckyeahalvareo:mrsknox:tumblrisforfaggots:

The only thing my boyfriend and me argue about is pokemon

“My Kadabra could kick your geodudes arse”
“BULLSHIT what level is it?”
“39”
“FUCK!”

Truth is still absolute. Believe that. Even when that truth is hard and cold, and more painful than you’ve ever imagined. And even when truth is more cruel than any lie. Lucas Scott, One tree hill (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
Life’s hard. It’s even harder when you’re stupid. John Wayne (via kari-shma)
thenewromantic:
I just need to make it clear thatEllen Page is super SUPER sexy

thenewromantic:

I just need to make it clear that
Ellen Page is super SUPER sexy

kari-shma:
This is on account of my loving you forever… (via *Cinnamon)

kari-shma:

This is on account of my loving you forever… (via *Cinnamon)